your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
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