I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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