So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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