I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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