its not stalking. its research.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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