i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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