I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Randomize
