I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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