Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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