Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Randomize
