You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
you didnt know i had herpes?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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