Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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