69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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