she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm both gender and math confused
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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