i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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