He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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