it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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