Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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