brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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