I'm really into asian looking animals
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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