fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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