I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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