Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
A bitchslap is in order.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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