i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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