There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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