smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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