actually, I'm a sock model
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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