There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
wow bdsm is so cute
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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