U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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