DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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