Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
