4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I have post one night stand depression
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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