I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I am available for nakedness
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Randomize
