...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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