please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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