when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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