HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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