This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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