Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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