bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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