Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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