Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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