Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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