If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
She announced her abortion via fbk
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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