you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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