in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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