New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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