READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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