are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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