In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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